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Betcha can't...

I'll do so with a "THREAD"jack.

You used the wrong word, not just by Level Lexicon standards, but by the actual def.

See below:
Hijacking means to take over by force. Hijacking may refer to:

In property:

Aircraft hijacking or 'skyjacking'
Carjacking
Credit card hijacking

Hijacking a thread = "thread"-jacking.

Ya formerly big headed putz

Did you hear that McCain is trying to jew people out of their right to breastfeed in public?

And Obama plans to ban smoking across the united states, and is going to subsidize non-smoking programs by raising taxes on gas?

Summer essentials for the discerning gentleman:

Docksiders
White linen pants
Off white linen suit for weddings and other
summer gatherings
Obnoxious Tommy Bahama tie to go with above
Light colored blue jeans
Linerless bathingsuit
Lacoste or Burberry (slim fit) polo shirt
Classic pair of sunglasses (aviators or Wayfarers)

Pick up these items and you will be the pick of the litter seaside

Super.

Off to Provincetown?

"Linerless bathing suit". OUT.

Linerless bathingsuit

What holds ur balls in place?

GGB you rock the liner? That bothers the heck outta my private area

I would also strongly encourage some sort of Retro-Freestyle I POD playlist to accompany your summer jaunts.

Summer isnt summer-
Without Freestyle.

Tell em NEAG.

What holds ur balls in place?

Nothing. I mean, it's not like i am jogging, I am lounging poolside, seaside, or on a bar stool

Liners trap sand.

OUT.

Absolutely, Seth

OK, honest question here:

For those that enjoy the Shore-

Would you ever sit on a Wildwood Beach, for any period of time for your typical beach day.

I am serious.

That's where I was a lifeguard.

Look for me on 2nd street beach in N Wildwood

Lifeguarding is one thing- thats a job and presumeably when youre young so passable.


How's this- could anyone here justifiably take their families to a beach you know some poor girl is goin to be raped on and possibly murdered on, stashed under the boards, that summer.

I can't stand wildwood. It is just plain gross

There's 1.

Anyone else?

Never been to Wildwood.

I go to Margate.

Hooky's lurking so lemme clarify-

I dont think WW is without merit, certainly from a nostalgia perspective, goin mini golfing, the boardwalk as a kid- great stuff.
Then the boards and gettin in underage to that block of clubs and all late in the teen yrs?
Wonderful.

But its gotten so bad the past 15 yrs or so, despite the real estate restoriation/comeback thats goin well- I mean the types of people there- well its just kinda become an outpost for riff raff.

OUT.

Haven't been to Wildwood since the day after my Senior Prom.

Don't ever plan to go back.

That place loses its allure once you get past the age of 12.

Meh- it can hang on a few more years when you're 17 and you head over there to get into some clubs that have a teen nite til 10pm,(before allowing in the legal drinkin age folks), and bein told by the guy at the door 'just hang on a an hour guys and the kids will be gone. Come back at 10".


Ohhhhh
KAAAAAAAy.

So for a while, each Sunday nite we would go to that 1 guy, at that door & from there, with glowing stamped hand, enter all other clubs on the same side of the block from within the club we entered.
They were all interconnected.

Do they still see those awesome "Wildwood '89" practice football jerseys? They only came down to your bely button, and must only be worn with a pair of "OP" corda-roy's shorts?

Those thing were like the Northern version of the Mullet!

In the interest of full disclosure, & in case anyone would doubt this, harking back to their own days at 17, by 17 i had full on 5 oclock shadow each morning, was about 6'1 and 230lbs.

So, it wasnt like i had some kick assed Fake ID or anything.
Just mistaken for being older a lot. Same with nearly my entire group of friends.

Did you ever own a Iroc-Z?

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