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Seth was trying to maintain some consistency with the thread title.

Couple of things -

First, she was attractive, 13 years ago when we met. But considering all the stuff she's been through, along with having 3 kids, and one could say that time hasn't been on her side. *I* won't say that, however.

Mrs. Bass, amazingly enough, was the one that told me I should email her back. I was going to just ignore her and let her go, but she thought it would be better for her to find out that I had moved on, and that she should do the same (which I'm sure she did).

Finally, the pics I got were more of the orange bikini, but it was the basis of my original point, and one thing I could never understand about her when we were dating - why was she complaining about the wrong type of male attention, when you're putting your stuff out there for everyone to see? I never got jealous of her about that, but I felt like if she didn't want ignant folks eyeing her like a leg of lamb, then maybe she should understand WHY they're doing that and react accordingly. But don't complain about it while doing it.

The one thing that drove me nuts more than anything was the way she reacted over female friends - I mean, it was almost psychotic. I mean, now, I think she's changed (don't know her well enough to form an opinion), but back then it was scary.

Our you could say she hit the wall and went on through to the other side.

Hell I'd bang her, Butterface and all.

Bass, was this the infamous "Ms. Rollo"????

I know that either way I answer, I'm going to get a pack of Rollos at the DP.

We all know the answer to that one, and if you don't, re-read the source material.

hehe

The lowest common denominator:

I'd bang her.

Section always seems to have the whacked ass stories that ride the edge of imagination and are quite insane. I think some network ought to pick him and Bass up and do a reality TV story of their lives. Good stuff.

I remember being an intern and having to get some contrast up this guy's butt (for a CT scan). I put the tube in with the customary, "lots of pressure" warning and released the lock but the contrast in the bag hanging off the IV pole wasn't going down suggesting that nothing was flowing. So, I pulled the tube out and I noticed the goey stuff that was clear on the end of it. I still was unsure and thought maybe this guy was getting his freak on. Whatever. So, I ask one of the techs to bring me another contrast enema kit. I notice then that there is a little blue plastic cap at the end of it.

An uh-oh moment hit me. Spreading cheeks, I looked to check and see if the blue cap was still visible. No luck.

Ever get those moments where u think, "ok, have to stop and think. What am I going to do?" You strike a pensive pose, remove yourself from the proximity of others while clearing your head.

Well, I did that. No Mcguyver shit was coming to mind. So, with a little bit of a sheepish look and a chuckle or three I went to talk to the ER doc. I explained what had happened and felt like a retard. Fortunately, he was one of the most mild-mannered guys ever. He just gave me a smirk and asked me to fill out an incident report. Gave me a hat (medical slop bucket) to give the patient.

After prospecting through shit (the ED doc not me), the blue cap of the enema kit was retrieved. Needless to say, the patient's abdominal pain was forgotten in the consternation about the missing cap.

Gangsta Doc Jules. Puttin' caps in asses, yo.

Jules_Jr
RE: The stupid shit you have done thread
3/25/2008 2:16 PM

hehe

The lowest common denominator:

I'd bang her.

Section always seems to have the whacked ass stories that ride the edge of imagination and are quite insane. I think some network ought to pick him and Bass up and do a reality TV story of their lives. Good stuff.



Doc

I'm a compos mentis guy in a totally insane world.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

I'm a compos mentis guy in a totally insane world.

Why did I read that as that Mentos commercial?

Sect,

The matter of perspective of the non compos mentis is that the remainder are precisely that whereas they are compos mentis.

I'd say the more appropriate title for Bass's former jailbait's myspace page would be:

"Psycho brown eyes with some Strahan teef on the side."

"First, she was attractive, 13 years ago when we met."
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"Hello Everyone Around The World, It's ^Pretty_Brown_Eyes^

Female
28 years old
DALLAS, TEXAS
United States


Bass! You LITTLE devil!

You and Glenn are like the Crockett and Tubbs of the Level

She AIN'T 28.

Maybe 30-31, but NOT 28.

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